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Why are you all inside?
I’m going to bed where Ice Cube is waiting for me so have this. Night.
Most elaborate pose/editing combo on tumblr 2012.
I had a cider slush puppy after work. Now I’m going to throw some 8 year olds in the canal.
“Don’t ever throw something amazing in your life away for one small moment of glory that will take you nowhere”
3 photos of me in 12 hours.  One can only dream Nigel Thornberry exists in real life and divorces Marianne to be my husband after finding this photo of me.
Why am I single?
Tumblr your Queen loves you. But please, learn some manners. 
I’d like to introduce you guys to the jumper I wear when I feel poop and want to watch cartoons.
This is my actual, “I’m so happy!” face. I should submit this to tumblr’s finest girls.
Le testicle head. I feel strange with no lippy on and  a clear nose stud/septum retainer in.